Some of our finest philosophers include Aristotle, Plato, Socrates and basically anyone below who has taken a shower and had a profound thought come to mind. Luckily the subreddit /r/ShowerThoughts exists to collect all of these epiphanies and we've made a list of our favorites below. Make sure to bring a pen and notepad the next time you attempt to bathe yourself, folks, not just because you'll destroy your phone, but because you might have a chance to change thinking forever.
At least they're easier to understand than Charlie Brown's teachers
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How sad to miss out on all of that anxiety
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I hate how true this is
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The richest intern on the planet
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Thank you, I learned this from The Wonder Years
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And to shower with it to receive stressful thoughts like this
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And also the names of my children
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I'd also argue memes…
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And I'm officially uneasy
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Unless you're a standup comedian giving birth to a baby
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Either way, you're probably crying
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It still seems strange that they market that stuff to children when adults love it more
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I guess humans are too, unless you're Hannibal Lecter
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