April 30th, 2019. A date which will live in infamy. On that terrible morning, the world awoke to find the first trailer for the live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film had been released. Widespread pain and fear ensued, as onlookers gawked at Sonic's human teeth, terrible eyes, and muscular, spritely little frame. They cringed at the trailer's "jokes." Soon after the world saw the sins of man manifested in two horrible minutes, the trailer became the only thing people could talk about on that terrible day. Here are some of our favorite reactions to Paramount's affront to God.
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